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Completely drunk Brian Smith (19) confused a police car with a taxi

Dec 8, 2024  ·  Martin Eisenberg

Smithton, United Kingdom. Policemen from a night patrol were forced to stop and transport an aggressive man to the drunk tank. There would be nothing unusual about it if it wasn’t for the man intentionally getting in the police car after confusing it with a taxi.

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Brian Smith (19) was probably coming home after a party when he confused the beacon of the police car with a sign of local municipal drivers

To the policemen surprise he opened the door, sat down on the rear seat comfortably and demanded a ride home. When one of the policemen turned back to warn the unwanted passenger the man responded: ‘Get out, I was here first’ and kicked his seat.

‘I never heard of anything like that happening to any of my colleagues because usually drunk people try to avoid us’ says sergeant Walter Proust. ‘Fortunately we now have cameras in our cars. Otherwise nobody would believe us’.

After being transported to the drunk tank, Brian demanded a receipt for the service. There, examination found out his blood alcohol level was 0.31. His identity was confirmed when he woke up almost two days later to face the judge.

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Brian Smith (19) has just found out how expensive confusing police car with a cab can be. Besides 2k fine the man will have to serve 30 hours of social service. But the fame is priceless, right? We strongly advise to drink responsibly.

The man was sentenced accordance with local law for insulting a policeman to 30 hours of social service and large fine. He was also obliged to pay for his stay in the drunk tank as well as for cleaning of the car seats where he urinated.

The sentence is not yet legally valid and the man did not confess despite the situation being recorded on camera.

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Drunktard...

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Humberto Manzo Works as General Contractor
Clearly a bet that he lost. No one could be that stupid

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That's United Kingdom, land of the proud.

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Greg Peary University of Life
Noooooo waaaaay! I know him!!!!! That's the first story about someone I know personally, nice! Cheers Brian!

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Emily Watts Contributor/Writer at Earbucks
Smithton - my city, so lovely, so nice... But seriously, where are could this happen? Shame

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Could the police do something good for a change and share the video LOL ?

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You sir are a disgrace to the city of Smithton. They should put you behind bars

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Jarred Vellinga Physicist at CERN
UN-BE-LIE-VA-BLE! And he peed in the cherry topper? Now that's what you call savage!

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